I Think He Walked Out of a Carl Hiaasen Novel

Speaking of traveling with animals, saw this guy on the news this morning and couldn’t believe it was an actual human being and not a character in a wacky Miami-spoofing novel by Carl Hiaasen or Dave Barry. I mean, seriously – his name is Hickory?

I’m a little worried about those pets on the scooter, but it sounds like they’ve been riding there for a while, so hopefully they’re safe and not too stressed-out.